Things you can say about your G...but not about your girlfriend

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Sep 6, 2006 | 05:34 PM
  #16  
thank god shes under warranty

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Sep 6, 2006 | 05:34 PM
  #17  
"I can't wait to take her up to the canyons this weekend and just beat the s**t out of her."

"I can't believe it costs $50 to fill her up now!"

"I don't want to trade her in, but she's already 3 years old."

"She seems kind of loose. I think I need to take a wrench to her nuts."

"If you go to fast when trying to rail her in a turn, she will push. If you punch her a little in the middle of railing her, her a** end will get loose on you."
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Sep 6, 2006 | 06:01 PM
  #18  
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"She looks great and all, but she really needs some aftermarket parts"

"I think I am going to send her down to the boys at VRT so they can tinker with her a little bit."

"She smells so new inside"

"Two years old, low miles, not a scratch on her, original owner, non-smoker, getting married need to sell."

"Unfortunately she has to stay outside every night, but at least I put a cover over her."

"She will look good for about 5 years, then a new body style will come out and she will be out-dated."

"She rides great, and when you put your foot in it, she really starts to scream!"

"Here, take her out for a little bit. Get ready for the ride of your life!"
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Sep 6, 2006 | 06:03 PM
  #19  
Whenever I take her out, I love punching and slamming her. The sound that comes out is sensational!
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Sep 6, 2006 | 06:12 PM
  #20  
lol
good thread, too bad i have nothing to add to it
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Sep 6, 2006 | 06:15 PM
  #21  
I love her exhaust.
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Sep 6, 2006 | 06:23 PM
  #22  
LOL, great thread.
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Sep 6, 2006 | 06:31 PM
  #23  
I hope she never starts leaking on me.
I love when guys check out her butt when she cruises in front of them.
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Sep 6, 2006 | 06:33 PM
  #24  
I think Im going to get a daily driver so I dont wear her out too quickly
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Sep 6, 2006 | 06:41 PM
  #25  
I love filling her up!
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Sep 6, 2006 | 06:42 PM
  #26  
Quote: "Every time I ride her on a hot day, there's a big wet spot underneath her"
No no no, this is things you CANNOT say about your girl!
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Sep 6, 2006 | 06:42 PM
  #27  
Quote: Always ready and willing when I want to take a ride
Sorry to hear that.
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Sep 6, 2006 | 07:15 PM
  #28  
modding her?...do you want the look or performance?
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Sep 6, 2006 | 07:19 PM
  #29  
I knew when I got you I had to get rid of you some day
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Sep 6, 2006 | 07:20 PM
  #30  
Quote: "Every time I ride her on a hot day, there's a big wet spot underneath her"
+1
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