haha thats pretty funny,
when i was visiting some family friends in toronto, we went to the BROWN side for dinner, as we were driving, i see a custom painted orange honda civic, probably 95 or something in that area, he had some crazy big wheels, big bulky body kit, lambo doors that go 90 degrees, and some crazy black and orange interior, i didnt see any gauges nor did i see an intercooler at the front, i think it was all show and no go aswell, but the best part of it, it belonged to some really fat brown guy, and he was just standing there with his arms crossed(you know, kinda like a "look at my ride" type of thing)
i couldn't stop laughing

brown? wtf? you can't just refer to him as a fat guy? how does calling him brown make your story any funnier?

Not me...



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It was just a statement of fact jeez.

dude, calm yourself down
i said the brown side because there is a street there that is all indian stores and fijian store etc...(its like china town, except india town)
i said he is a big fat brown guy, because he IS a big fat brown guy
im not trying to make it funnier, im just saying the obvious
if you find that insulting im brown myself

i did a burnouts!!!...but it was my ex boyfriends car he was pissed lol ... hahahahaha

bout 2AM in the morning driving with my boy to meet up at some skeezers house. it was really thick fog outside so the streets were slightly wet. i got ballsy and tried to lay rubber doing about 50.... welllll, 40 yards and 720 degrees later, i found out that wasnt the smartest idea. no one on the street and i didnt hit anything but it was still pretty dumb... awesome.. but dumb.

Took my car to Rochester, NY in the middle of January with summer tires. We got stuck in this and the car was drifting the whole way through New York until we hit Buffalo.

Both rear tires the middle section was bald.

Then when we got there the snow wasnt plowed on my my street yet but we proceeded to try and park the car. I let my husband drive while I pushed and I was stand behind a tire and guess what I got a face full of snow!

lets see ONE of the dumbest things i did was one night about 2:30 i went to tacobell.. got something to eat and i started driving home. I was kinda hungry at the time and picked up the food and took a bite.. the food burn the hell out of my mouth and i cross 2 lanes trying to spit it out.. soon as i looked up the cop was behind me.. flashing lights I said, "sh*t" he pulled me over and said, " u know u just cross to lanes.. are u drunk" i said, "naw.. but tacobell never made there tacos this hot b4" after he stopped laughing he wrote me a ticket and i sure as hell didn't think it was funny.. So don't eat and drive if u think the food is too hot hehehe

lmfao.. how sad - stupid cop

thats what you get for eating taco bell.

they are never that hot.. for some reason it must have came right off the stove

Ok, so I got my story a few nights ago... It was dark, cabin lights off and I decide to put the windows down and bump some tunes... well, when going for the windows I hit the door lock button first then found the windows, well only my drivers side window went down, I was like... heck no, what is going on... tried to roll up/down, basically playing with the passenger switch window for 3 blocks... pulled over, got out... opened passenger door, still, nothing would make it go down. As I got back in the car, I noticed the window lock button by the door lock button... after pressing it, all was solved... Did I feel stupid... just glad I was alone!

^kind of like when i hit the compass off button while cleaning my car. i thought i broke something cause i just installed my strut bar. took me a couple hours and searching here to even figure out there was a button.

The stupidest/craziest thing I did with a G was last winter.

It usually takes me 15 minutes to get to the office.

That night we got some serious snow. And our WA state not use to deal with snow (not western Washington at least)
So with nothing being plowed and no sand on the roads it took me 2+ hours to get to the office. I was sideways pretty much the entire time. Passed by few Zs and GTOs and plenty other RWD vehicles.