No Garage, New coupe, and A CAT
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I have the answer...
and it doesn't require killing of any animals (Hippies love me)! Cats hate the smell of vinegar so go to the store and buy a gallon or two of the cheapest bottle(s) you can find and put it near your parking space. This method has been proven to work so just trust me. 
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well my initial thoughts were a pellet gun (compressed air ONLY) to scare the bejezzus out of it...but I figured he might run, but with claws out....those scratches wouldn't look too good. 
Sorry to hear bruh....my neighbor's cat is too fat to jump on too many things.
Sorry to hear bruh....my neighbor's cat is too fat to jump on too many things.
Never hurt animals, even the ones
dude, heres the easyest solution.. NO WORK NESSACARY.
call your local chinese food resteraunt and tell them u can provide them with free inventory. then in a matter of minutes they will come to your door, capture the cat. and then next timeyou order sum chicken with brocolli youll know your eating your old homeboy the cat. lmao they cook them either way why not cook yours.....mhm mhm good
call your local chinese food resteraunt and tell them u can provide them with free inventory. then in a matter of minutes they will come to your door, capture the cat. and then next timeyou order sum chicken with brocolli youll know your eating your old homeboy the cat. lmao they cook them either way why not cook yours.....mhm mhm good
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From: Burke, VA
Originally Posted by nightrider
draw it near you with some milk then grab it, put it in a sack!! then pound on it with a baseball bat letting all your anger out..
"Fukin cat!! take this.. THIS IS WUT U GET FOR TOUCHIN MY CAR!!! DIEE!!!"
then leave the dead body near the car so other cats will never ever sit on ur car!
"Fukin cat!! take this.. THIS IS WUT U GET FOR TOUCHIN MY CAR!!! DIEE!!!"
then leave the dead body near the car so other cats will never ever sit on ur car!
Ive got a new idea. You can buy cheap motion sensor sprinklers. Set it up so it sprays water if something walks by it (cat). I use this on my deck to keep possums away. Works great.
If that doesnt work, stick it up the owners exhaust pipe and laugh as there cat get stuck and burnt or suffocated to death. Ok, so maybe cruel...but damn funny.
If that doesnt work, stick it up the owners exhaust pipe and laugh as there cat get stuck and burnt or suffocated to death. Ok, so maybe cruel...but damn funny.
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Originally Posted by nightrider
DUDE feed the cat till it get FAT!!! then capture it!!! Barbeque Cat is awsome. It goes down better with a cold beer.. their legs are the best part.!
try adding some ranch flavor to the cat.. Becareful of whiskers... sometimes it gets caught in my teeth,,...
hmmmmmm-cat...
try adding some ranch flavor to the cat.. Becareful of whiskers... sometimes it gets caught in my teeth,,...
hmmmmmm-cat...
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To get rid of the cat.. you have to add the fear factor into the equation...
lather the hood with some super glue.. and when the cat gets glued to the top of your car... take the g35 for a little spin on some freeway action..
Then go buy a carbon fiber hood... cuz you cant drive around with Cat $hit on your car.
hope this helps
lather the hood with some super glue.. and when the cat gets glued to the top of your car... take the g35 for a little spin on some freeway action..
Then go buy a carbon fiber hood... cuz you cant drive around with Cat $hit on your car.
hope this helps
Originally Posted by SilverII
kill the cat?
OR SEARCH HIS OWNER AND TRY TO MAKE HIM RESPONSIBLE FOR IT ( TAKE PHOTOS OF THE CAT IN YOUR CAR ) IF CAT HAS NO OWNER - KILL THE CAT