No Garage, New coupe, and A CAT
Originally Posted by zpeedray
KILL THE CAT - NO MERCY
OR SEARCH HIS OWNER AND TRY TO MAKE HIM RESPONSIBLE FOR IT ( TAKE PHOTOS OF THE CAT IN YOUR CAR ) IF CAT HAS NO OWNER - KILL THE CAT
OR SEARCH HIS OWNER AND TRY TO MAKE HIM RESPONSIBLE FOR IT ( TAKE PHOTOS OF THE CAT IN YOUR CAR ) IF CAT HAS NO OWNER - KILL THE CAT
I HAVE THIS PROBLEM ONCE SO ONE NIGHT I STAY AWAKE AND WHEN I SEE THE CAT I IN THE MIDDLE OF THE OSCURITY I TRY TO GRAB THE CAT AND WET IT WITH A COLD GALON OF WATER AND I SCREAM IN AND INSANE WAY SO I SCARE THE **** OUT OF IT AND IT NEVER EVER COME BACK TO MY HOME OR NEAR IT. TRY IT, IS GOING TO BE FUN AND YOU WILL LAUGH A LOT. AND SOOLVE YOUR PROBLEM.
Last edited by zpeedray; Mar 22, 2006 at 10:40 PM.
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I didn't bother reading all of this, but somebody did mention an idea that will work. Basically you leavea bottle of water on your car and that's it. It sounds REALLY stupid and even b.s. but it works...
I saw on animal planet how if your neighbors' dogs poo and pee in your yard, you should place a few bottles of water with water in it... And it weirds out the animals (the people couldn't explain this phenomenon) and so the dogs wouldn't pee or poo... they didn't even want to step on the grass (THis was shown through a hidden camera.) Eventually teh owner got mad, and they stepped on the bottles - breaking them. And the next day, the dog took a big dump on the yard.
I remember watching this many years ago and because it's so weird I just never forgot about it. It may work with cats too. Try that, because it's basically the easiest solution. If it doesn't work, well, just throw away the bottled water.
F.Y.I. If you are gonna do this, then don't leave it int eh middle of your hood. Place it on that plastic bin where your front wipers sit so no one is inclinded to throw it away or anything.
I saw on animal planet how if your neighbors' dogs poo and pee in your yard, you should place a few bottles of water with water in it... And it weirds out the animals (the people couldn't explain this phenomenon) and so the dogs wouldn't pee or poo... they didn't even want to step on the grass (THis was shown through a hidden camera.) Eventually teh owner got mad, and they stepped on the bottles - breaking them. And the next day, the dog took a big dump on the yard.
I remember watching this many years ago and because it's so weird I just never forgot about it. It may work with cats too. Try that, because it's basically the easiest solution. If it doesn't work, well, just throw away the bottled water.
F.Y.I. If you are gonna do this, then don't leave it int eh middle of your hood. Place it on that plastic bin where your front wipers sit so no one is inclinded to throw it away or anything.
Originally Posted by zpeedray
YOU CAN BUY A NEW HOUSE, SELL THE CAR TO BUY A BIKE, CAPTURE THE CAT AND THROW IT FROM THE WINDOW OF YOUR CAR AT 100 MPH.
I HAVE THIS PROBLEM ONCE SO ONE NIGHT I STAY AWAKE AND WHEN I SEE THE CAT I IN THE MIDDLE OF THE OSCURITY I TRY TO GRAB THE CAT AND WET IT WITH A COLD GALON OF WATER AND I SCREAM IN AND INSANE WAY SO I SCARE THE **** OUT OF IT AND IT NEVER EVER COME BACK TO MY HOME OR NEAR IT. TRY IT, IS GOING TO BE FUN AND YOU WILL LAUGH A LOT. AND SOOLVE YOUR PROBLEM.
I HAVE THIS PROBLEM ONCE SO ONE NIGHT I STAY AWAKE AND WHEN I SEE THE CAT I IN THE MIDDLE OF THE OSCURITY I TRY TO GRAB THE CAT AND WET IT WITH A COLD GALON OF WATER AND I SCREAM IN AND INSANE WAY SO I SCARE THE **** OUT OF IT AND IT NEVER EVER COME BACK TO MY HOME OR NEAR IT. TRY IT, IS GOING TO BE FUN AND YOU WILL LAUGH A LOT. AND SOOLVE YOUR PROBLEM.
does anyone know if this guy is actually retarded, or just writes that way? wouldn't wanna make fun you know.
Originally Posted by resin8
To get rid of the cat.. you have to add the fear factor into the equation...
lather the hood with some super glue.. and when the cat gets glued to the top of your car... take the g35 for a little spin on some freeway action..
Then go buy a carbon fiber hood... cuz you cant drive around with Cat $hit on your car.
hope this helps
lather the hood with some super glue.. and when the cat gets glued to the top of your car... take the g35 for a little spin on some freeway action..
Then go buy a carbon fiber hood... cuz you cant drive around with Cat $hit on your car.
hope this helps
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Originally Posted by speedracerg35
does anyone know if this guy is actually retarded, or just writes that way? wouldn't wanna make fun you know.
Excuse me Nerd - I write in Spanish and ill try my best in english if that does not like you - dont read my post. No seas Pendejo y si me vas a contestar hazlo en espanol idiota para reirme yo de ti un rato. Ademas entendiste lo que quise decir o no retardado.
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Originally Posted by resin8
To get rid of the cat.. you have to add the fear factor into the equation...
lather the hood with some super glue.. and when the cat gets glued to the top of your car... take the g35 for a little spin on some freeway action..
Then go buy a carbon fiber hood... cuz you cant drive around with Cat $hit on your car.
hope this helps
lather the hood with some super glue.. and when the cat gets glued to the top of your car... take the g35 for a little spin on some freeway action..
Then go buy a carbon fiber hood... cuz you cant drive around with Cat $hit on your car.
hope this helps
LOL! Thank gawd I wasn't sipping my coffee. (Hope I didn't wake him laughing)!
Seriously funny thread...
mom of two cats,
grace