Hi guys,

AS you know , just got my new car. Don't have a garage. Have been told not to use a cover, .... cats love to tear them up.

There is a cat in my area thats sits on my hood with dirty paws and it really bugs me, any advise?

 

kill the cat?

 

Well, I can think of way but it would probably fall into the "cruel and unusual" category....

 

Yea kill the cat. Or park it in my garage for free. I will take it out every other day for a spin around the block. Just like dogs they have to be walked.

 

Scat Mat!!

 

awww how cute

 

you could buy the cat a scratching pad

 

not a bad idea actually and maby leave it in the driveway..so he plays wtih that instead of ur car

 

draw it near you with some milk then grab it, put it in a sack!! then pound on it with a baseball bat letting all your anger out..

"Fukin cat!! take this.. THIS IS WUT U GET FOR TOUCHIN MY CAR!!! DIEE!!!"

then leave the dead body near the car so other cats will never ever sit on ur car!

 

...

 

something like that?

 

ok, this was a stupid thread,

BUt thanks for the funny posts.

Hurting animals is not good, but a small electric current running through a mat on my hood is.

 

^ good idea

 

DUDE feed the cat till it get FAT!!! then capture it!!! Barbeque Cat is awsome. It goes down better with a cold beer.. their legs are the best part.!

try adding some ranch flavor to the cat.. Becareful of whiskers... sometimes it gets caught in my teeth,,...

hmmmmmm-cat...

 

Give this a try, put a filled water bottle in the middle of the hood. I've seen people do it and I have done it myself, it seem to help keep the cats off the hood.



woo hoo first post!!!