'Twas the night before my Christmas
when all through the house
I was freaking out, like I'd just seen a mouse;

The stockings were hung by the chimney with care,
In hopes that my car would soon be here;

I was nestled all snug in my bed,
but visions of ICC danced in my head;

After a quick night cap to put me out,
I fell to nap, but thought I heard a shout;

From my rest I rose only to find,
that on the phone, what was is now mine;

Without hesitation or further adue,
I made my appointment to follow through;

Tomorrow at 6 I said in a nervous chatter,
I will be there and we'll settle this matter;

With 306-hp at my beckon call,
there is no way in hell that this deal will fall;

Far from sleep will I fall this night,
as I know that tomorrow evening I will be high as a kite;

Black in and black out with aliminum trim,
there has been no doubt that this is a win-win;

Over a month has gone by and a small tiny fee,
but tomorrow night I will own my new G!

 

Not bad at all. That was actually really good. I am going to pm you my fax number, can you write one about my girfriend.lol. She would love it.

 

I think that i actually impressed myself on that one

 

Like I said, you can impress plenty of ladies by writing like that. Hell, you impressed me and i am not much of a writer.

 

Good job! I definitely don't have the patience to write poems. Tomorrow is almost here! What model and color did you order?

 

AWD, Navi, Prem, Tech, BO, Graphite+Aluminum (Splash and Net if you really care about the details)

 

Take some pics when you can. The BO, Graphite, Aluminum combo is sure to look very good.

 

Cajun Night Before Christmas

'Twas the night before Christmas
An' all t'ru de house
Dey don't a t'ing pass
Not even a mouse
De chirren been nezzle
Good snug on de flo'
An' Mamm pass de pepper
T'ru de crack on de do'.
Den Mama in de fireplace
Done roas' up de ham
Stir up de gumbo
An' make bake de yam.
Den out on de by-you
Dey got such a clatter
Make soun' link old Boudreau
Done fall off his ladder.
I run like a rabbit
To got to de do'
Trip over the dorg
An' fall on de flo'.
As I look out de do'
In de light o' de moon
I t'ink "Manh, you crazy
Or got ol' too soon."
Cuz dere on de by-you
W'en I stretch ma' neck stiff
Dere's eight alligator
A pullin' de skiff.
An' a little fat drover
Wit' a long pole-ing stick
I know r'at away
Got to be ole St. Nick.
Mo' fas'er and fas'er
De 'gator dey came
He whistle an' holler
An' call dem by name:
"Ha Gaston!
Ha, Tiboy!
Ha, Pierre an' Alcee'
Gee, Ninette!
Gee Suzette!
Celeste and Renee!"
"To de top o' de porch
To de top o' de wall
Make crawl, alligator
An' be sho' you don' fall."
Like Tante Flo's cat
T'ru de treetop he fly
W'en de big ol' houn' dorg
Come a run hisse'f by
Like dat up de porch
Dem ole 'gator clim!
Wit' de skiff full o' toy
An' St. Nicklus behin'.
Den on top de porch roof
It soun' like de hail
W'en all dem big 'gator
Done sot down dey tail.
Den down de chimney
I yell with a bam
An' St. Nicklus fall
An' sit on de yam.
"Sacre!" he axclaim
"Ma pant got a hole
I done sot ma'se'f
On dem red hot coal."
He got on his foots
An' jump like a card
Out to de flo'
Where he lan' wit' a SPLAT!
He was dress in musk-rat
From his head to his foot
An' his clothes is all dirty
Wit' ashes an' soot.
A sack full o' playt'ing
He t'row on his back
He look like a burglar
An' dass fo' a fack.
His eyes how dey shine
His dimple how merry!
Maybe he been drink
De wine from blackberry.
His cheek was like a rose
His nose like a cherry
On secon' t'ought maybe
He lap up de sherry.
Wit' snow-white chin whisker
An' quiverin' belly
He shook w'en he laugh
Like de stomberry jelly!
But a wink in his eye
An' a shook o' his head
Make my confi-dence dat
I don' got to be scared.
He don' do no talkin'
Gone straight to his work
Put playt'ing in sock
An' den turn wit' a jerk.
He put bot' his han'
Dere on top o' his head
Cas' an eye on de chimney
An' den he done said:
"Wit' all o' dat fire
An' dem burnin' hot flame
Me I ain' goin' back
By de way dat I came."
So he run out de do'
An' he clim' to de roof
He ain' no fool, him
For to make one more goof.
He jump in his skiff
An' crack his big whip.
De 'gator move down
An' don' make one slip.
An' I hear him shout loud
As a splashin' he go
"Merry Christmas to all
'Til I saw you some mo'!"

 

Definitely. I took Friday off (before I even knew) to eat up some vaca., so the timing was perfect!

 

If you read Ca$hio's post - it's hilarious!

 

That was awesome! Congrats and Merry Christmas!

 

Good writin' there tappedwire, congrats on the purchase!!

 

Yo!! this sh*t is toooo funny Congrats by the way.

 

Thanks everyone! Here are some pics. I had her out this morning for a morning run, to the mall, to the DMV for black plates (those from Delaware know what I'm talking about) and to the grocery store!

All I can say is WOW! The ICC rocked on the highway (actually I almost didn't realize it kicked in, I thought I was still driving), the controls were perfect, and the turns were so much fun. She was turning heads left and right, LOVIN' IT! Here are some pics!

http://tappedwire.googlepages.com/2007infinitig35x