So the other day after driving home from work, me and a couple buddies went out to dinner. We all started talking about cars, and they were pretty impressed with mine.

One of my buds then turns over to all of us and goes "yeah...I don't know, but based on what I've seen on that car's acceleration, I think my car could beat it off the line."

The punch line? He has an Acura TSX

 

What a guppy We could prolly talk a spark plug wire off and NOT lose to one of those....

 

You should say to your friend. "it's time that I get a real friend" and walk away.

 

That's a little harsh? His friend was talking (clueless) smack, not insulting the OP's mom...

 

Take him to the track and give him a head-start...

 

That's hillarious. A TSX is at least 2 seconds slower to 60, not even in the same realm. Get him on "Pinks" with you and make sure he agrees ahead to heads up for all 3 runs, no renegotiation when you take the first run by 8 or 10 lengths.

 

was your buddy drinking?

 

are you sure he didn't say "NSX?" that would be a little more realistic!