So im driving to balboa beach in my moms S500 and I get pulled over by the police. this is what happened:

cop: do you know why I pulled you over?
me: No sir I honestly do not
cop: You were going above the speed limit. I was going 35 and you passed me up
me: officer, in all honesty I was going alongside you and the other cars
cop: well you should never pass up an officer
me: sorry about that officer, I feel terrible
cop: ok where you from?
me: fountain valley sir
cop: who does this car belong to?
me: my mother sir
cop: can I see your license, registration and proof of insurance?
me: yes sir, my registration is in my glove box can I get it?
cop: yes, do you have any unpaid tickets or tickets against you?
me: No sir I do not
cop: You ever been arrested?
me: No sir I have not
*****THIS IS WHERE IT GETS INTERESTING****
cop: do you have guns, knives, drugs or BAZOOKAS in the car?
me: excuse me? no sir I do not.

he comes back to my car and lets me off with a warning because I was respectful and polite he said. WHAT A RACIST @$$HOLE!

If you ever met me in person, you would know I am brown middle eastern. My full name is Kamal Ali Chohan. Has anyone else been asked if they had a bazooka in the car?

 

I was asked if I had any family members in the trunk because I'm Mexican.

 

LMAO! NICE thats hilarious. You shud have been like, sorry officer give me a second. Jose and Maria shut up back there. EY Carlos, quit smoking my weed kabrone.

haha

 

Hmm I dunno if thats racist but I'm not Middle Eastern. I would think a towel or bomb reference would be more racist, not trying to be funny. A bazooka just seems to outlandish. But I do know where you are coming from. I was kinda surprised when I was reading a Harry Potter book and saw "*****". I'm used to it in reference to a dent in armor or something but this was something totally off topic of that. I know its harmless but still felt strange seeing it.

 

towel or bomb reference? Anything out of the normal is like wtf? Ive never been asked that and how many white, asian, mexican, european or black people are asked if they have bazookas in their cars? I get your bomb or towel? thing but anything even hinting it is wrong and out of the ordinary.

 

shoulda reached in your pocket for some bazooka gum

 

haha or I shoulda said not in the car but there is one in my pants!

 

That woulda been way funny.

 

this is some funny sh*t!

 

I think they ask about drugs and weapons is pretty standard. I guess some people are such idiots, they would admit to having drugs or weapons when asked. Regarding the bazooka comment, it was probably more light hearted, but who knows...

 

stfu, he was just trying to lighten the mood....he did let your brown a$$ go after all....you thinkin to hard man...

 

I took a PC832 class at the Orange County Sheriffs department and they taught us about racial comments or even racial profiling... That isnt standard and no matter light hearted or not, its unacceptable for a peace officer.

 

Good thing you didn't tell him you were Al Qauida

Love ya brownie!

 

haha im just sharing a story

 

uhh yea bro good one. Now you got this forum tapped into by the CIA. Jimmy, thanks you bunghole!