On a more serious note, I agree with the around-the-neck one or sewing on a narrow strip of velcro on the pockets so you can seal it.

 

haha i know a million people who hide their keys somewhere in their cars... only thing is... just make sure you dont tell anyone that you hide your keys... i mean...think about how easy it will be for someone to read your post... find where you live... come over when no one is around and just JACK you...

First things first.. i would not post my "ideal" solution for one and all to see... you are posting on an internet forum that is being crawled by google and co... so ... makes life easy to find things like this... just my 2c

 

Agree, this is a good solution. Hyukki, in answer to your question, he's putting the FOB in the back seat armrest, and the KEY (which lets him into the car) outside in a hide-a-key.

I had a hide-a-key on my old car, it was attached to the frame pretty under the car. A thief would have to seriously look for it to have any chance at all. On the G tho, since I don't wear scrubs , it just stays in my pocket.