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Egg Zachary Syndrome

A girl goes into a psychiatrist's practice one afternoon.
She walks into the room with one simple question, "Why don't I get laid enough?"
The doctor, an Asian straight from China (and with a heavy accent), says quickly "Take off your clothes and get on your hands and knees!"
The girl reluctantly does this, and the shrink inspects her body.
Suddenly, he pipes up with an answer. "You have Egg Zachary Syndrome."

The girl gives the doctor a strange look and says, "What the heck is that?"
The doctor replied calmly, "Your face look Egg Zachary like your azz!"

 

 

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Dispite Montreal being out of it should be a good series - I'll take Philly in 6 ... then again I had the sharks beating the Hawks so it will probably be the Hawks in 4!!! Die Hard Hockey fans will be having the jitters for the next 3 days as they go through playoffs withdrawal!!

 

^ It's because Montreal is out that it will be a good series. Hawks in 6. They are rollin'

 

what, no for the Habs?

 

Respect (for Club history), yes. ...not a chance. I won't cheer for an NHL team simply because they are from Canada.
I was a huge Bruins fan when I was a kid. I had this puffy winter coat with a Bruins logo on one sleeve and the # 4 on the other. For some strange reason I remember the coat was green . God it was ugly but it was cool to me. Milt Schmidt is my great-uncle. Married to my grandfathers sister. Yes, i am half kraut. I have never met him but it would be nice. He's 90+ now.
The years living around the GTA have slowly turned me to join the Leaf's faithful (wishful, hopeful...delusional).

 

LOL....
The East was lose lose for me this year.
Can't decide which team I dislike more Habs or Philly

Go Hawks Go!

 

Philly hands down for me, Carcillo and Pronger seal the deal, along with Richards to some extent. Max Lapierre can't quite outdo them all by himself. But then I also don't have decades of Leaf-love clouding my perspective

 

you just couldn't resist, could you

 

I'm like Bob Cole, I can't go three sentences without mentioning the LEAFS.

 

so now you're dissing mu man Bob C?

Swivel =

 

Haha with the banter guys.

I'm going for the Hawks but it has nothing to do with hockey. That's the home of where I ran my best marathon.

 

I have a new affection for Chi-town after a couple of recent visits.

 

Haha, the penalty box actually made me LOL. Hmmm, which of Ian's buttons to push next... Gonna be a long few days til Saturday.