Help me turn my car into Fort Knox!
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Help me turn my car into Fort Knox!
The way the world is today, you cant trust no1. not even your own damn grandma! i saw that old hag eyeing my sh*t.
So i was wondering if any of you kind gentlemen have any suggestions on what to buy or what to do to keep my car secured and safe.
Right now i have a aftermarket alarm with two way pager remote. it has shock sensor and tilt sensor. what else is there? i know theres promixity sensor but ill pass on that one. I have two sets of clubs in my car. A club for the steering wheel and a lock for the brakes.
i have wheel locks on my wheels and im planning to get locks for each one of my lugs. each one a different model just to **** those thieves off more.
also just for the hell of it i put a police card in my windshield that i got from a cop friend although i think this mite **** some ppl off and make them want to key my car. But to offset that i also put a feed the starving kids card next to it so maybe some immigrant thief from some third world contry knows that i care and decides not to break in out of compassion.
i park my car behind three other cars in my driveway so im not worried bout it getting stolen when im at home although it is a b*tch to take out. i also installed a fake survellience camera in view but out of reach and have a 'this area is being monitored' sign.
im going to get a backup battery, fuel cutoff line and hood lock. Im also going to get myself a dog. the biggest baddest pitbull i can find. and have it sleep outside in my driveway.
As for some precautions i take, i never give out my real home address when im getting my car serviced. I always park it in a parking lot when i go out and make sure to ask the attendants if theyre liable if theres any damage or such. I know that their policies are that theyre never liable but i make a big fuss about it so they know i mean business and know to be careful with my car. although that mite **** them off and they probably spit on my car. ill take spit over a dent anyday.
and of course i have full insurance.
ok so what else can i do? besides getting a a garage.
So i was wondering if any of you kind gentlemen have any suggestions on what to buy or what to do to keep my car secured and safe.
Right now i have a aftermarket alarm with two way pager remote. it has shock sensor and tilt sensor. what else is there? i know theres promixity sensor but ill pass on that one. I have two sets of clubs in my car. A club for the steering wheel and a lock for the brakes.
i have wheel locks on my wheels and im planning to get locks for each one of my lugs. each one a different model just to **** those thieves off more.
also just for the hell of it i put a police card in my windshield that i got from a cop friend although i think this mite **** some ppl off and make them want to key my car. But to offset that i also put a feed the starving kids card next to it so maybe some immigrant thief from some third world contry knows that i care and decides not to break in out of compassion.
i park my car behind three other cars in my driveway so im not worried bout it getting stolen when im at home although it is a b*tch to take out. i also installed a fake survellience camera in view but out of reach and have a 'this area is being monitored' sign.
im going to get a backup battery, fuel cutoff line and hood lock. Im also going to get myself a dog. the biggest baddest pitbull i can find. and have it sleep outside in my driveway.
As for some precautions i take, i never give out my real home address when im getting my car serviced. I always park it in a parking lot when i go out and make sure to ask the attendants if theyre liable if theres any damage or such. I know that their policies are that theyre never liable but i make a big fuss about it so they know i mean business and know to be careful with my car. although that mite **** them off and they probably spit on my car. ill take spit over a dent anyday.
and of course i have full insurance.
ok so what else can i do? besides getting a a garage.
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I hope you are just kidding about your car right? The way you rant, I thought for a moment you drive a Bentley instead of a G35.
What kind of neighborhood you live in, btw. If crime is that bad, the first thing I would do is to get the hell out of that town.
Next, my recommendation is to lock your car up in a storage facility. Come back, say, in three years when your G worths less than a late model Neon. Problem solved.
What kind of neighborhood you live in, btw. If crime is that bad, the first thing I would do is to get the hell out of that town.
Next, my recommendation is to lock your car up in a storage facility. Come back, say, in three years when your G worths less than a late model Neon. Problem solved.
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Oh but wait...you can always insure with Smith & Wesson. They have a 100% theft proof guarantee...of course you to have to be present so as not to void the warranty.
If you need to be away from your car, you can always hook the electical system to the body panels. This will be a shockingly easy way to protect your car while you are asleep.
Then again...there are some mods you could make to your ride that will make it appear so hideous no one will want it. I am sure some of the other members here can help you out with those.
Good luck...and watch out for granny!
If you need to be away from your car, you can always hook the electical system to the body panels. This will be a shockingly easy way to protect your car while you are asleep.
Then again...there are some mods you could make to your ride that will make it appear so hideous no one will want it. I am sure some of the other members here can help you out with those.
Good luck...and watch out for granny!
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