Lady whacks my door, then moves my mirror...
Originally Posted by t got-em2
I've had my 06 for almost 4 months now, and I get paranoid everytime I park. The girlfriend gets pissed when I park 20 feet from other cars, but she knows what I really care about now.
HAHAHAH Best post I've read all day!
Originally Posted by Bigd2k6
if i can't have a spot in the middle of nowhere, i'll try to park next to a luxury car because they're "more likely" to be cautious about swinging their doors open. NEVER park next to a hoopty ride. they'll give your door a makeover and not give a care in the world since their car is worthless as it is.
My first new car ever was a 1977 Fiat X 1/9 in Red. I was so proud of that thing! I did the usual, parked as far away as I could from anyone. One day I went to a Shopping center in Corpus Christi, I parked in the furthest space I could get, in a corner, buy a sign. I went shopping and when my wife and I returned, there was a 58' Dodge Belvidere in "Sea foam Green" parked about a foot away. There was NO ONE ELSE within 300' of me but that car. I looked and sure nuff, there was a sickening green mark on my door with a corresponding dent. I WAS PISSED! You could see where she not only banged my door, but sat there rubbing the door while her FAT A$$ got something out of the car. I opened her door to make sure the paint mark matched with the one on my Brand NEW DOOR!
I came unglued....
I kicked in her door. I kicked in ALL her doors. I screamed at the car as I assaulted it. My poor wife just sat in our car sliding slowly further down in the seat. When I got tired, I gave up and left.
This was WAY before the days of "keying" someones car.
Man it felt good.
I came unglued....
I kicked in her door. I kicked in ALL her doors. I screamed at the car as I assaulted it. My poor wife just sat in our car sliding slowly further down in the seat. When I got tired, I gave up and left.
This was WAY before the days of "keying" someones car.
Man it felt good.
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Originally Posted by Texasscout
My first new car ever was a 1977 Fiat X 1/9 in Red. I was so proud of that thing! I did the usual, parked as far away as I could from anyone. One day I went to a Shopping center in Corpus Christi, I parked in the furthest space I could get, in a corner, buy a sign. I went shopping and when my wife and I returned, there was a 58' Dodge Belvidere in "Sea foam Green" parked about a foot away. There was NO ONE ELSE within 300' of me but that car. I looked and sure nuff, there was a sickening green mark on my door with a corresponding dent. I WAS PISSED! You could see where she not only banged my door, but sat there rubbing the door while her FAT A$$ got something out of the car. I opened her door to make sure the paint mark matched with the one on my Brand NEW DOOR!
I came unglued....
I kicked in her door. I kicked in ALL her doors. I screamed at the car as I assaulted it. My poor wife just sat in our car sliding slowly further down in the seat. When I got tired, I gave up and left.
This was WAY before the days of "keying" someones car.
Man it felt good.
I came unglued....
I kicked in her door. I kicked in ALL her doors. I screamed at the car as I assaulted it. My poor wife just sat in our car sliding slowly further down in the seat. When I got tired, I gave up and left.
This was WAY before the days of "keying" someones car.
Man it felt good.

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